Jokes submitted by you!
1. Micah, Age 8
Q. Why did the lemon cross the road?
A. Because it wanted to play squash!
2. Chloe, Age 12
Butterfly to the door, it’s freezing out here!
3. Rohanna, Age 9
Q. Mike is a butcher, he is 6 feet tall, what does her weigh?
Q. What is brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
5. Ben, Age 11
Q. What key is used to open bananas?
A. A Monkey
6. Nadal, Age 7
Q. What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before he got in the car?
A. “Get in the car.”
7. Mitchell, Age 9
Q. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A. It’s fine, he woke up.
8. Shai-Lee, Age 6
Q. How do you cook sausages in the jungle?
A. Under a gorilla.
9. Ayla, Age 10
Q. Why did the student eat their homework?
A. Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
10. Hamish, Age 8
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. Because his mum threw a refrigerator at him.
Q. What did the tonsil say to the other tonsil?
A. “Hurry up and get dressed, the doctor is taking us out today.”
Q. Why doesn’t the Queen wave with this hand? (wave)
A. Because it’s my hand.
Q. What’s a vampire duck called?
Q. Why were the army recruits exhausted on April Fool’s Day?
A. They’d just completed a 31-day March,
Q. Why didn’t the bookcase go to school?
A. Because it was shelf taught.
Q. Which snake is really good at mathematics?
A. The adder.
Q. What do large reptiles watch on TV?
Q. Did you hear about the accident-prone chicken?
A. It had a lot of bad cluck.
Q. Why couldn’t the dog fit through the door?
A. Because it was driving a tractor.
Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground Beef.
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